ellen degeneres can host my funeral
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
"The real world isn’t like that"
Yes, I know. We know.
Why do you think we’re trying to create a safe space, with trigger warnings, without slurs, where people actually treat us like we deserve respect?
Because we know what the real world is like. And the real world treats us like shit.
I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
Well that took a turn I didn’t expect